Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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