Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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