But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I should be sponsored by Trojan
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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