I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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