So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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