he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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