Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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