Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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