Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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