I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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