But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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