The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
you traded sex for a burrito?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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