Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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