You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
This is my gift to your gina
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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