Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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