You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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