do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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