The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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