Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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