I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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