You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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