It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Do vagina's smell?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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