She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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