Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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