Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
