Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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