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the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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