Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize
