I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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