I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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