I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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