Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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