I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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