I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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