I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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