Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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