to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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