May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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