do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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