Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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