he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
