she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
There r osticjed everywhere
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Randomize
