It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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