Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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