her facebook's as public as her vagina
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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