come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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