Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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