it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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