You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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