I want to stick my p in your. b.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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